Monday, June 6, 2011
Breaking Super 8 First Class
Anyway, I was watching the tv spot to the new film coming out, Super 8, and I have to admit, I kind of want to watch it. I mean, I was hesitant at first, but I shouldn't have been. This is JJ Abrams we're talking about here, and I shouldn't have put my doubts in front of what clearly seems to be a stellar track record (hehe, stellar). But I for some reason, had my reservations and after watching this trailer, I couldn't remember why.
Now let's go back to what I really wanted to discuss, which was X-Men First Class. I wanted to discuss how WICKEDLY AWESOME it was. Everything about it was well done. The acting, the filming, the directing, the screenwriting, the plot, the producing, everything. I'm really sort of hoping it's going to do better at the world box office, cause the US hasn't been showing it the love it so RIGHTEOUSLY deserves, so here's to hoping. This movie had everything I enjoy about a film. I couldn't really pinpoint one bad thing about it (except for Rose Byrne's Moira McTaggert. She could've been more serious than girly, but all in all she wasn't really that bad). I mean, January Jones's Emma Frost was just the epitome of her name...frosty. I wholeheartedly enjoyed James McAvoy. He makes me believe that he's the characters he portrays, that he really was a doctor in the late 70's in Africa in The Last King of Scotland. I really believed he was an assassin in Wanted. I also believed he was Tom LeFroy, the man who stole Ms. Jane Austen's heart in Becoming Jane. I just....he's exceptional to me. Atonement was incredible. Michael Fassbender made me like Magneto! I was just really impressed, and I rarely get inpressed with a film. I may praise it as good, but this one's earned my respect, much like The Adjustment Bureau. Congrats, Matthew Vaughn.
Saturday, June 4, 2011
Girl With a Dragon Tattoo
Thursday, June 2, 2011
Creepy....
Friday, May 27, 2011
THE MUPPETS ARE BACK and Some News!!
I have to mention this first, since this is the CUTEST LITTLE THING I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
Pictured are Jim Broadbent and the magnanimous Meryl Streep as the Thatchers in the upcoming The Iron Lady, based on the first female British Prime Minister. Ms. Streep just immerses herself completely and just transforms into her character. That's why she's freaking Meryl Streep and no one will really compare to her star power in my generation.
Sean Hayes in The Three Stooges, which I still think should've included Jim Carrey, because I don't know what it is--he just seems to be back on top with his comedy. It's refreshing to see him be funny again. His SNL comedy sketch was the funniest I've seen come out of SNL since Tina Fey and Jimmy Fallon's skits. But Will Sasso from MADTV will be Curly, with Sean as Larry, and Chris Diamantopoulos as Moe. I don't know. Let's go at this with a grain of salt, yes. But with at least an ounce of hesitation. Also the fact that Jane Lynch is in this, gray skies are turning blue.
Now THIS, I'm actually looking forward to. Rock of Ages is this hit on Broadway, and it's coming to the big screen, with Footloose star Julianne Hough as the female lead. I'm kind of excited for this!! It's all about the 80's scene and music and all that, and Tom Cruise, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Alec Baldwin, Paul Giamatti, Bryan Cranston, Russell Brand and Mary J. Blige are all in it, with Tobey McGuire and Adam Shankman producing it. So you know it's bound to be good if the Shankman has his fingers in it.
IN SADDER NEWS, according to the website Deadline , we're told that there soon should be good news and bad news on the Star Trek sequel front. The good news: With his film Super 8 set for release June 10, JJ Abrams is expected to announce shortly his return as director of Star Trek 2. The bad news: Even moving at warp speed, Abrams will be hard pressed to make the June 29, 2012 release date that the studio set for the film. I'm told that the move being considered right now is to push Trek back for a Holiday 2012 release. This comes after Paramount pushed back the other franchise film in its arsenal that has Chris Pine as its star. Pine's also playing Jack Ryan in the reboot of the Tom Clancy-created series. Pine was expected to shoot that film first, but the script wasn't ready. Thing is, in order for the film to succeed again, they need exactly all the right pieces to fall together at the same time, and unfortunately, his excellent team of director, exec producers, writers and such are all busy doing other awesome-but-not-as-equally-fantastic projects. The film has three top-flight writers in Roberto Orci, Alex Kurtzman and Damon Lindelof. Kurtzman directed Welcome to People. Orci has been busy on Cowboys & Aliens, a film I'm STOKED AND EXCITED AND THRILLED AND ANXIOUS to watch, and in prepping the Gavin Hood-directed sci-fi epic Ender's Game. Lindelof has been busy working on Prometheus, the Ridley Scott film (brilliant man, Mr. Scott) for Fox. The result? It doesn't sound like they are close to having a script that will live up to the high quality of the last film that revived a dead franchise.
OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Jersey boy Zach Braff is in final talks to join Sam Raimi's Oz: The Great and Powerful for Disney Pictures. Braff will play the role of Frank, the loyal but under-appreciated assistant to Oz (James Franco), a charismatic circus magician who is treated as a powerful wizard after his balloon blows off course into Oz.
Kim Basinger, Heather Graham, Catherine O'Hara and Jason Patric are all in final negotiations to star in the dark indie comedy Fortune for Nasser Group North says Variety. The story revolves around four characters - a petty thief who seeks a way out of his life after a roadside killing, and two broke sisters who team to get the bounty on a female mobster. They all collide in Las Vegas.
Jamie Chung, who recently starred in The Hangover Part II, Julie Bowen, who also recently starred in Jumping the Broom, Connie Britton, and Jennifer Morrison (funny how I just mentioned Star Trek and she had a previous small role in the first film) are all in negotiations to join the cast of the indie political drama "Knife Fight" reports Variety. Bill Guttentag is directing and co-writing the script with Chris Lehane. Rob Lowe (man looks great at any age--bratpacker to West Wing to now....rawr) stars as a political crisis manager who specializes in playing hardball on behalf of scandal-plagued clients. Chung plays his savvy assistant, Bowen an ambitious TV reporter who sleeps with him for scoops, and Britton an earthy liberal looking to run for public office. Mader plays a masseuse/prostitute bent on blackmail, Morrison plays one of her classmates, and Welliver plays a private investigator working for Lowe.
And that's a wrap, folks!!!!
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
TinTin, And a Bit of News
So Michelle Williams has accepted the role of Glinda in the new film, Oz, The Great and Powerful. This prequel to The Wizard of Oz tells the story of the origins of The Wizard and Oz's infamous witches like Glinda, the Good Witch of the North; Evanorah, the Wicked Witch of the East; and Theodorah, the Wicked Witch of the West, all came about. James Franco and Mila Kunis are already set to star as the Wizard and Theodorah. Rachel Weisz is in talks to play the power-hungry Evanorah, but her deal is complicated due to overlapping schedules with her commitment to The Bourne Legacy. With Sam Raimi at the helm, I don't know if this will be the Wicked-like musical we've all know and love. But hey, dark and twisty is interesting, too.
In other news, Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell are teaming up again after their successful stint as NYPD partners in the hit comedy The Other Guys, in the upcoming also comedy Turkey Bowl, and the pair will play guys from football-obsessed towns who lead rival teams in an annual tackle football game for bragging and trash-talking rights. Apparently, Alec Baldwin has already been signed on to play Wahlberg's father, so this should be HIGHLY interesting.
And that's all folks! Watch TV this week!!! Season finales all around!!!!
Saturday, May 14, 2011
Horrible Bosses
La Piel Que Habito
The Change-Up
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
News and Pictures!!!
Sources say that Sam Worthington's schedule is a little packed after his filming the Clash sequel. He's been lined up to work with The Italian Job & Law Abiding Citizen's director F. Gary Gray in The Last Days of American Crime. In the futuristic tale based on the Radical Publishing comic, America responds to a second major terrorism attack by developing technology that eliminates the impulse to commit crimes of any kind (think Minority Report here, cause that's how I'm seeing it--a way to always be preventing the crime). Worthington plays the leader of a heist team that plans to pull off a final job five days before the signal rubs out the criminal instinct.
Asked about future plans for the X-Men series in light of the upcoming First Class prequel/reboot, Bryan Singer says he's open to the idea of Wolverine popping up should they go ahead with a sequel. “I think there would definitely be room. I think it would be a very exciting thing. This universe has to establish itself first, but that would be a very interesting and fun thing” he says. The comments differ from producer Lauren Shuler Donner's remarks that a fourth X-Men film following the events of X-Men: The Last Stand would likely be the next project. Most likely they and the atudio are waiting to see the returns on First Class. Let's see how this goes, then we'll talk.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is considering another sequel to another of his works - the 1988 comedy Twins. The original had Ahnold playing Julius Benedict, the product of an experiment to create a perfect human being who lives on a south seas island where he is raised by philosophers. He learns the experiment went awry, creating an accidental twin (DeVito) who didn't inherit his height, physicality or brains and was given up for adoption years before. He sets out in search of both him and their long lost mother. Schwarzenegger has already committed to Cry Macho as his first post-Governor film project with Terminator 5 and several other works like The Tomb as likely follow-ups.
Sir Anthony Hopkins has reportedly been talking to Angelina Jolie about taking on the role of Sir Winston Churchill in Churchill and Roosevelt reports MTV News. All I have to say to that is OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! No story details have been revealed, though with said title, I think it's safe to say it's going to focus on FDR and Churchill, the two Western leaders of the Allied forces during WWII. Jolie is developing the film, though her official role on the project is unclear at the moment. Hopkins has not yet confirmed his involvement and isn't keen on the idea of having to put on weight to play Churchill. Um, Sir Anthony? They call it fat suits for a reason.
Cameron Diaz is in final negotiations to star in What to Expect When You’re Expecting for Lionsgate and Phoenix Pictures. The story follows five couples who suffer the many joys of the childbirth process as they await the birth of the first child. Diaz will play a woman in the mold of Jillian Michaels and hosts a weight-loss fitness show. Kirk Jones directs the Shauna Cross and Heather Hach-scripted adaptation of the non-fiction pregnancy guidebook series. Shooting kicks off in July once Diaz wraps work on the remake of Gambit.
Al Pacino has joined the cast of indie mob drama Gotti: Three Generations opposite John Travolta (awesome), Kelly Preston (awesomer), Joe Pesci (awesomest) and Lindsay Lohan (ew). Pacino will portray Gotti associate Neil Dellacroce. Deal for Pacino was announced Tuesday by Fiore Films at Cannes. Fiore Films acquired life rights last year from John Gotti Jr., the son of the late mob boss John Gotti, to the story of his life with his father. Production is expected to begin in New York in late fall, with a theatrical release in late 2012. Gotti will focus on the relationship of a father who lived and died by the mob code and a son who chose to leave that world behind. Preston will play Victoria DiGiorgio, the wife of John Gotti Sr., who's being played by Preston's real-life husband John Travolta. And the couple's daughter, Ella Bleu Travolta, will play the role of their daughter, Angel Gotti. Joe Pesci is on board as Gotti deputy Angelo Ruggiero and Lindsay Lohan (who better behave around INSANELY incredible talents like Travolta, Pesci and THE GENIUS Pacino) will play Kim Gotti, the wife of John Gotti, Jr.
And last but certainly not least, a few images from the upcoming Footloose, something I'm SUPER excited for:
Marriage, Terminated.
I'm actually really sad to hear that one of the longer-lasting Hollywood-Political couples (let's be honest here, there's not many of them. Ronald and Nancy Reagan would be the last ones, wouldn't they?) have called it quits. It makes me sad--Maria Shriver, a Kennedy, falling in love with Mr. Universe, the Terminator himself, Ahnold. It seemed unseemly, yes. But they made it work, and for 25 years, they were together everywhere, doing everything, seeing everyone. Until I'm guessing, politics kind of ruined their marriage. Sources state that Maria didn't want Schwarzenegger to run for Political office--this coming from a Kennedy???--but he wound up doing it anyway, and she stayed with him through two terms. But as the state went kaput, so did their marriage. I can just feel the rumors being churned by someone's rumor mill that he stayed with her through his Political interests because of her famous family and their insane connections. I mean, his former uncle-in-law was JFK. You cannot get any more politically savvy than that. Nevertheless, it still makes me sad. They were different, but they made it work. I hope they seek counseling. I really do.
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Zoe Saldana, Female Assassin
Thursday, May 5, 2011
The Beastly Ledge
Now I just watched Beastly and it made me seriously want to go read the dictionary for me to retain the neurons I lost from watching such a load of bunk. It wasn't even sappy, it was just pathetic. The acting was horrible, except for Mary Kate Olsen who truly rocked her role of witchy Kendra and the always effervescent Neil Patrick Harris, who provided light comedy relief to an otherwise bland film. It wasn't anything even remotely close to the book. It was ridiculous and idiotic and I was truly upset with screenwriter/director Daniel Barnz, and am beginning to think he's a one-hit wonder after his surprise mini-hit film Phoebe in Wonderland. I'm going to try to give him the benefit of the doubt, and hope to God he redeems himself. Ech. Seriously. Ech. And if I ever have to watch another film with Vanessa Hudgens, I will seriously commit myself to a mental institution.
Monday, May 2, 2011
Is There Any Prouder Day to Be An American????
Sunday, May 1, 2011
X-Men First Class Second Trailer
Friday, April 29, 2011
Thor Trailer. Took Me Long Enough.
Anyway.....here it is. Enjoy!
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Royals and Robots
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Freddie Highmore, All Grown Up
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Immortals Trailer
I'm Loving The Avengers!!!
I am a wee bit STOKED for this film to come out next year. The Avengers is beginning to look phenomenal, and it has all these great actors such as Robert Downey Jr., Chris Hemsworth, JEREMY RENNER IS CONFIRMED AS HAWKEYE--I wonder who his Shayera is going to be, if they're casting her at all. I mean, seriously, creating the character Hawkeye for film and not have his own film aside from the Avenger series??? There's something seriously wrong with that. Plus he's Jeremy Freaking Renner. Now what I'm genuinely upset about is the fact that Ed Norton is not going to be the Hulk, and they've replaced him with Mark Ruffalo. I enjoy his acting, don't get me wrong. But I LOVE Edward Norton and was heartbroken to discover he was replaced for some reason (I don't really care what the reason was. I'm just upset he's not Bruce Banner). But Chris Evans's Captain America, Scarlett Johansson's Black Widow, and Samuel L. Jackson's Nick Fury are all in, and I'm super excited nonetheless, regardless of the lack of Norton.
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
......Wha?
I'm having a hard time understanding that they're creating a film version of the '80's television hit, 21 Jump Street, , and it's just now that I'm hearing about it, AND that they were able to get Channing Tatum to play the coveted role of Officer Tom Hanson, the role that catapulted Johnny Depp into the stratosphere. Will it have the same effect for Channing Tatum's career? Because seriously, his role as Tyler Gage in the original Step Up is what made him a household name to ladies in the age range of 17-34. I just really REALLY want him to be able to pull this off--millions of 30-40 something year old women will kill the creators of this film if it goes under. And to be honest, I'm not so sure about Jonah Hill as Doug Penhall. Peter DeLuise looked like a big guy. Probably did football in high school, heavyweight wrestler and all that. I mean, can you see Tatum and Hill as the McQuaid Brothers?? And they CANNOT have a 21 Jump Street film without mentioning the infamous fictitional brothers. It just doesn't work that way. I will have to wait and see how it works. I've been wrong before, so I'm hoping I'm wrong now.
So here's to keeping your fingers crossed to the casting. I don't think they got anyone to play Judy Hoffs yet, or even Ioki. But Ice Cube as Fuller? That I can get on board with.
End of an Era
Now I don't usually post stuff about the small screen--yet. I'm going to just focus on the big screen for now, write about the films we see for now, and maybe someday in the future focus on TV shows and awesome series like House, Grey's Anatomy, Bones, and all that (please note that the main characters are all doctors--not what I had planned). But this needs to be said. It's the end of an era for me, as Clark Kent (portrayed by today's birthday boy Tom Welling) finally marries Lois Lane on Smallville, or attempts to marry, we really don't know what's going to happen in this episode of episodes. Now, Smallville has been on air since I was a freshman in high school, and I miss the simpler times of that year when I think about the first few episodes. I can tell you exactly where I was in my life during a specific episode during that master season. Also, how much the show's evolved is incredible. We've seen famous villains, famous heroes, sidekicks and known characters mentioned on this show that has been part of a huge chunk of our lives. So a fond farewell to Smallville in the next few weeks. I'm going to be glued to my television watching the 2-hour series finale with Michael Rosenbaum's return as Lex Luthor like I'm sure, everyone else is. Producers, writers and directors couldn't have given us a better 10th season, a way to say goodbye to the actors that have portrayed these famous roles for ten years. They've grown, and so have we.
Saturday, April 23, 2011
This Just In: Michael Bay Will No Longer Work With Shia LeBouf On a Possible New Transformers
On the "Transformers" franchise being rebooted after the third movie:
"It still could be rebooted. Not with Shia. He’s turning grumpy in his old age," he joked. "He’s like a little brother to me but I told him, ‘I’m never going to work with you when you’re older.’ [Shia said] ‘Why?’ ‘Because you’re just a grump!’"
"You put him on a wire and he turns into this evil monster," he continued, playfully poking fun at his frequent collaborator's expense. "Other actors say, ‘This is really fun,’ he’s just the opposite."
On the breakdown for his 3-D shots, wishing he could shoot more on film, not digital:
"I was able to shoot about 60% native 3-D and then you’ve got maybe 15% of all digital shots that are in 3-D, the rest is converted 3-D close-up stuff. Digital, no matter what people tell you, it’s bullsh--. They say, ‘Oh, it looks just like film.‘ It doesn’t look like film, it never will."
On filming his craziest action sequence yet:
"We did one of the craziest things I’ve ever filmed which is these wingsuit guys [extreme base jumpers]. I’m like, 'I’m writing a scene for those guys.' We have this great scene where they fly between the buildings. We had to block off a mile and a half, they made turns around the buildings, very close, but the city [of Chicago] allowed us to do that. Jumping off the Sears Tower flying through the streets. That’s just unheard of."
On how he deals with misbehaving actors:
"With actors, it’s great learning form a guy like Sean Connery who has the greatest work ethic. When I worked with him on 'The Rock,' he would always talk about the young whipper snappers in Hollywood who misbehaved. Owen Wilson, great guy, I put him in 'Armageddon,' it was my third movie. He was an hour and a half late. When he showed up I put my arm around him, 'Hey Owen, how are ya?' 'I’m excited to do this,' [Wilson said]. I said, 'You’re an hour and a half late. You know what? Sean Connery was never late.' And he was never late again.
"I’ve actually been pretty lucky, there’s really no misbehaving on set. It is a long haul, you’re a family. There are tensions, you have good days, bad days, it’s not always perfect. It is tense. You have the light going down, you have the studio up your ass."
On his editing process, evolving from quick cuts to wider shots, and being touchy about criticism there:
"You know what, you should do a study on Paul Greengrass movies and mine… I was one of the first way back when to do 'Bad Boys' in a fast cutting style. I was one of the first to do the fast cutting style… I didn’t have a lot of money, I had nine million… almost no movies did that fast cut, I got a lot of shit for it. Now you look at action movies today, then you look at Paul Greengrass, they get nominated for an Academy Award for cutting so f---ing fast. My cuts, we should analyze, we should do a math test, take the same length of movie and see who has more cuts. I‘ll have less cuts, I guarantee you. It’s a stigma that sticks with me and it’s not fair.
"I get a little hot under the collar about the editing," he said with a smile.
Teaser trailer for the new film, Dark Side of the Moon is below:
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Itty Bitty News!!!!!!!!
Now THIS is newsworthy. City of God Director Fernando Meirelles is helming the new film, Onassis, a potentially controversial biopic of Greek shipping magnate Aristotle Onassis and his relationship with the Kennedys. Meirelles is teaming up with God screenwriter Bráulio Mantovani, and the story will apparently focus on Aristotle’s contentious relationship with Bobby Kennedy, the latter had Onassis' business practices investigated and barred him from trading within the United States. Evans asserts that the power struggle, which included a battle over access to Jackie O, got so heavy that Aristotle eventually allegedly helped finance the assassination of Bobby.
I know this may be itty bitty baby news, but it's rich in details, and that's what matters.
2 Trailers--One I Would Go See In Theaters, The Other I'll Wait for BlueRay.
Although, I must say. It is nice to see Kirsten Dunst back in a film--I haven't seen her since How To Lose Friends and Alienate People with Simon Pegg. She was actually quite good in that....and then she went to rehab, which was kind of surprising. She didn't seem like the kind of girl to have a breakdown. But then again, she was a child actor. Some child actors almost always seem to have some sort of a minor little emotional issue or full blown chemical dependencies and overdoses, a la Corey Haim. I'm just glad she doesn't seem to be Haim-degree crazy.
The second one I'm excited because I love Emma Stone. Her performance in Easy A was one of my favorites of hers. She was light, funny, and practically carried the film, although I'm a huge Stanley Tucci fan and was delighted to see him in this, as I was delighted to see him in the Julia Child film opposite Meryl Streep again. But back to this film--her light 'suthen' accent isn't the only thing that was on spot. Viola Davis, a gorgeous woman who always seems to be in frumpy roles isn't an exception, but in this role she shines like a new penny, as she actually usually does, especially in her role as Mrs. Miller in Doubt, along with Ms. Streep (once you're in a film with her, you've made it in Hollywood). Now who I'm very excited to see in this film is Octavia Spencer--she's always had minor roles in huge films like Seven Pounds, Being John Malkovich, SWAT, Beauty Shop, Coach Carter, Win a Date With Tad Hamilton!, and so on and so forth. She's had her finger in a lot of films throughout her illustrious career, and I'm glad to see she's now been given a juicy role in a solid film.
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Abduction Trailer
Friday, April 15, 2011
Happy Birthday, Charlie Chaplin!!!
No one will be able to understand what this man did to pioneer the film industry. He, like Rudolph Valentino, Clara Bow, and are the real legends of film. I will be forever greatful to the likes of them for being a part of a revolutionary concept such as film, to be able to give brilliant minds the idea to make the film industry what it is today, and the capabilities of what it can be in the future.
Mr. Chaplin, Happy Birthday.
This Woman is Just Plain Awesome. I Admire HBC.
.....Um.
Uh, yeah. Well, I don't discriminate against films. But this is the most ridiculous thing I've seen in a long time, let me just say.
Thursday, April 14, 2011
.....YUM.
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
The Crow Remake With Bradley Cooper. Hm.
Friday, April 8, 2011
Anonymous.....man.....
Crazy, Stupid, Love.
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Theseus, Perseus, Hercules, Achilles, Hector.....I LOVE GREEK MYTHS!!!
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Screen Legend Birthdays
Green Lantern Trailer Revamped
Well then, here's four minutes worth of trailer.
This should've been the trailer from the beginning....but nooooooo.......I mean, I watched the first trailer they put out, and they had promised all this great CGI and everything, which kind of had me wondering, are they leaving the CGI a secret so that we can be wowed on film day? But people were still highly disappointed in the watery trailer provided, though I'm not going to lie. A minute of Ryan Reynolds is worth it. Just a minute. But people don't always see things my way, so it still was panned. A panned trailer--has that ever happened?? So fail, creators of Green Lantern. Fail.
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Breaking Dawn Leaked Images
Friday, April 1, 2011
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Cleopatra: Liz's Eyes, Angelina's Lips....
From what I hear, though, the film's producer, Scott Rudin, wants to focus less on the love affair between Cleo and Marc, still uncasted, and really portray her as the business and politically-savvy Queen of Egypt. Which I think will go well--Angelina's too much of her own woman to be a romantic character. You never see her in these films where she falls in love, then gets into all kinds of shenanigans during the film and gets married to her Charming in the end. She's not that kind of woman.
She is, however, the leading woman in Alexander, Salt, Changeling, Beowulf, Wanted, A Mighty Heart, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow--every single one of these films, and all of her other not-above mentioned films has she ever played a damsel in distress, and I think I have to respect that of her. She's her own woman. She is on scene as a powerful woman who doesn't really need a man, but has one anyway because she just so happens to enjoy the company. Even in Mr. and Mrs. Smith, she kicked serious butt, and not because she had to, but because it was who she was.
But back to the question at hand, and even People Magazine have actually mentioned it first: who will be her Marc? I mean, the focus will be on her awesomeness power to rule, right? Well, Marc Antony can't be wimpy either, or else the whole film loses momentum and we're back to Alexander, where we couldn't help but wonder if Alexander the Great really was a mama's boy (though I really don't think Colin Farrell's performance was horrendous. I give him major props for battling this strenuous role head on). They're considering Brad Pitt, which I really wouldn't mind--chemistry will be sizzling between the two. Daniel Craig would just make me melt--I do love that man. The two people I really don't see, and I hope people would agree with me, would be George Clooney, since he doesn't do period pieces well, and Colin Firth, who I just can't see it. I'm not denying Colin's incredible acting chops. He's got them to spare and feed an entire small 3rd world country. What I'm saying is if Angelina's who they picked to be Cleo, then whoever they pick for Marc's gotta have action film experience, and Colin just doesn't have it. So basically it's someone who's good at period pieces like Colin, and someone who's good at action films like George. And good looking like both. Hm.....any thoughts on who should it be?
Monday, March 28, 2011
Beautiful Boy
I love Maria Bello. I do. She happens to be one of my favorite actresses, ever since Coyote Ugly. She's also done everything and been everywhere, and one of my favorite films of hers is A History of Violence. She was just fantastic, as well as The Cooler with William H. Macy. Also brilliant.
Now, in this movie, I get to love them together. A story about what happens to the family after their only son is the gunman in a shootout at his college, how his repercussions fall upon them and how they cope and deal with the fact that they're either incredibly hated, incredibly pitied, and just thrust into a negative windstorm. How do they rebuild and move on from such a tragedy? Director Shawn Ku really has the actors open up to us as if they really were the ones to lose a child in such an atrocious way. It's hard not to cry with Bello, it's hard not to feel the pain Sheen feels. Congratulations to both for participating in an incredible Indie film.
Sunday, March 27, 2011
This Just In.....Amy Adams is Lois Lane!
Saturday, March 26, 2011
The Three Musketeers....and Alice.
Let me be the first to say, I have a feeling this movie's going to suck. Although Milla Jovovich will be playing Lady DeWinter, the role previously played by Rebecca DeMornay in the Disney version with Chris O'Donnell, Charlie Sheen, Oliver Platt and Keifer Sutherland, she seems to be channeling Alice from her Resident Evil films. Just pointing that out ahead of time so no one will be surprised she's not killing flesh eating zombies with machine guns.
Thursday, March 24, 2011
NEWS!!!
Now I'm all for second chances, so if they screw up the new Clash film, I will be VERY angry. Confirmed returning cast members include Sam Worthington as Perseus, Ralph Fiennes as Hades, Liam Neeson as Zeus, Danny Huston as Poseidon. Also confirmed newcomers for this outing are Bill Nighy as fallen god Hephaestus, Toby Kebbell as Poseidon’s demigod son Argenor, Edgar RamÃrez as Ares, and Rosamund Pike who will replace Alexandra Davalos as Andromeda, which kind of blows because I always thought that Alex Davalos was kind of paying homage to her culture by playing a greek. Just pointing it out there. RUMORS have it that:
"A decade after his heroic defeat of the monstrous Kraken, Perseus—the demigod son of Zeus—is attempting to live a quieter life as a village fisherman and the sole parent to his 10-year old son, Helius. Meanwhile, a struggle for supremacy rages between the gods and the Titans. Dangerously weakened by humanity’s lack of devotion, the gods are losing control of the imprisoned Titans and their ferocious leader, Kronos, father of the long-ruling brothers Zeus, Hades and Poseidon. The triumvirate had overthrown their powerful father long ago, leaving him to rot in the gloomy abyss of Tartarus, a dungeon that lies deep within the cavernous underworld. Perseus cannot ignore his true calling when Hades, along with Zeus’ godly son, Ares (Edgar RamÃrez), switch loyalty and make a deal with Kronos to capture Zeus. The Titans’ strength grows stronger as Zeus’ remaining godly powers are siphoned, and hell is unleashed on earth.Enlisting the help of the warrior Queen Andromeda (Rosamund Pike), Poseidon’s demigod son, Argenor (Toby Kebbell), and fallen god Hephaestus (Bill Nighy), Perseus bravely embarks on a treacherous quest into the underworld to rescue Zeus, overthrow the Titans and save mankind."
Shooting on the film hasn't started yet, but there's a big maybe on if it will be released this time next year. But it sounds fairly promising. Again, I thought they couldn't possibly screw the first Clash since they had a STELLAR cast, but they managed to. Here's me on my knees praying that the powers that be on this movie have more common sense than the last one.
Posters for the new Pixar film sequel Cars 2 from the US, Russia and Japan. STOKED!!!!! Disney can never really make sequels, unless they're from Pixar, the company that's basically bankrolling Disney films.
Benicio Del Toro is playinga deadly drug cartel enforcer in Oliver Stone's Savages. I LOVE OLIVER STONE. Brilliant BRILLIANT man. Just listen to this plot:
The story follows two best friend pot growers in Laguna who share a trippy girl named 'O'. The duo are so good at their job that an enforcer (that's Del Toro, people) demands they work for his boss, a Mexican drug cartel matriarch (I LOVE that Salma Hayek is being considered for this role. It's just BRILLIANT. FREAKING BRILLIANT, OLIVER STONE!!!).
When they refuse, 'O' is kidnapped and they're forced to come up with a fortune in ransom. They set out to hijack the cartel's drug supply, right under the nose of Del Toro's highly suspicious character. HOW INSANE DOES THIS SOUND!?!?
That's basically it for now, peoples. Deuces!!
New Captain America Trailer!!!
I'm a fan of Chris Evans. Even when he's scrawny, he's still sexy. The fact that he's so patriotic by saying, "Just give me a chance" when he was about to be rejected just....I LOVE patriotic men.
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Elizabeth Taylor, It's Been an Honor to Watch You Onscreen.
What can I say in regards to this LEGENDARY screen icon and diehard AIDS crusader/activist. I can't really say much about the last great screen star, just about her insanely illustrious career, her enormous capacity to love, and her killer violet eyes. Hollywood's stars dimmed a little less today after such a tremendous loss. A cat's greatest victory staying on a hot tin roof is staying on it for as long as she can. And she stayed on. Thank you for giving me Maggie the Cat, Ms. Taylor. It was a privilege.
Monday, March 21, 2011
I've Learned a Lesson....Don't Post Everything You Read.
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Man....
So much for keeping it under wraps. Joseph Gordon Levitt will play Alberto Falcone, son of crime boss Carmine Falcone, played by Tom Wilkinson in the upcoming The Dark Knight Rises. It excites me to see talented actors like JGL be brought to the spotlight. He reminds me of Steve Buscemi, for some reason. Incredibly well-rounded, but always underrated.
Saturday, March 19, 2011
He's In!!!!!!! Plus a Whole Bunch of News
It's a lock! Joseph Gordon Levitt will be in the new Chris Nolan Batman film, The Dark Knight Rises. I am truly stoked, because no one will know what role he will play!! Nolan plans to keep this under wrap as long as possible, which will work for us, because as I'm sometimes willing to admit, surprises are good!
NO!!!! Darren Aronofsky, whose twisted and sick-awesome mind brought us the Academy lauded Black Swan, has pulled out of the film, The Wolverine due to scheduling conflicts. That makes me SO SAD!!!! Whomever they pick now to replace him will only be second best.
Meh....they're doing a sequel to Bad Santa, which really doesn't excite me because I always though Billy Bob Thornton was a little weird. The only film I do like him in is one of my favorite films, Love Actually, where he plays the President of the United States, and of course his character's a jerk. Befitting. He actually gets a verbal bum-kicking from one of the heroes of the film, Hugh Grant, in his successful attempt to regain the hearts of women all over the world with this film...as he did mine. But Thornton's stint as Angelina's husband didn't really help his cause on the weirdness chart.....it actually went through the roof, to be honest. But nothing comes as close to him penning a song for her that goes, "Oh Angelina, what's come between us?" It was this song.
You know, to be honest, I'm not that really excited for Thor. Sure, it's going to be a great summer blockbuster, but I'm really going to go see it for Natalie Portman. And Sir Anthony Hopkins. But that's really it. I'm not even that interested in seeing Chris Hemsworth.....I think something may be wrong with me.
If you're not a man excited for this movie just by seeing this movie poster, I think something may be psychologically wrong with you.
So previously I had stated that Diane Lane will be playing Henry Cavill's mother Martha Kent in the upcoming Zack Snyder-directed Superman. Well, I bring you Jonathan Kent, ladies and gentlemen: Kevin Costner. Me like.
So Matthew Fox is going to be in a film. WHO CARES WHICH ONE???????? DR. JACK SHEPARD IS BACK, LADIES!!!!!!! But seriously. He's going to be assassin Alex Cross in a film based on the James Patterson books. Again, WHO CARES WHICH ONE????? I WILL STAND IN LINE TO SEE DR. SHEPARD!!!!
Liam Neeson is just awesome. Taken's getting a sequel!!! Filming's probably going to begin later this year or very early next year. I wonder who's going to be taken next, since his daughter Maggie Grace can't be stupid enough to fall for the same line twice. But hey, I never really put anything past Maggie Grace. There's just something about her I really REALLY don't like. Maybe it's because she sold out Boone. Who knows.
American Pie's main cast are a lock for a reunion, aptly entitled American Reunion. How much more can they beat a dead horse with this stick??????
And last but not least (well, it's last for this post anyway) my sources tell me that they're rebooting Daredevil. Which is exciting for me because I love Ben Affleck. What gets my undies in a knot is that they're thinking of not even bringing him back. Can I just say that the person making that decision is directing one of the Twilight Saga films? David Slade, as soon as you took the position of directing one of the films, 30 Days of Night just went down a few numbers on the awesomeness chart. I mean, come on! You brought us the mind-messing thriller Hard Candy!!!!!!! Give us a break and do good with this film! Offer Affleck the role. If he says no, then by all means, do what you want with it!!
And that's that, folks!
Happy Birthday, Honey Rider!
I'd just like to make an honorable mention to Ms. Ursula Andress whose birthday is today. She gave us that iconic rise from the water wearing a white bikini in Dr. No, as Honey Ryder, in Sir Sean Connery's first Bond film. This one scene became so iconic, it was copied 40 years later by Jinx Johnson in Die Another Day, played by Halle Berry. You tell me which one was better.
I Have Not Laughed So Hard at a Movie Trailer in a Long Time!
Although, it could be that the creators of this trailer only picked the best scenes from the movie to create the trailer and the rest of the movie sucks. It has happened. I choose to be optimistic, however.
Friday, March 18, 2011
Ewan McGregor, Where Have You Been??
Beginners unites McGregor, Christopher Plummer (Who will ALWAYS be Cpt. Von Trapp to me), Goran Visnjic of ER fame, and Mélanie Laurent of the AWESOMEST Inglorious Basterds. I have to say. It promises, and it promises well.
Perfect Sense brings together the two Ewan's. Ewen Bremner and McGregor first partnered in the film Trainspotting, which was highly successful for McGregor, putting him in the light of Hollywood. It also introduced us to a Scottish fanbase which includes director Danny Boyle, Kelly McDonald, Kevin McKidd, Peter Mullen, and though he's British, Johnny Lee Miller. Now, Perfect Sense has Eva Green, a scientist, and McGregor as a chef. In this ficticious world, an epidemic starts affecting the people's sensory perceptions. And again, it promises.
Thursday, March 17, 2011
So Long, Alfred.....
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Successful Remakes
However, there are the exceptions. The films that, when remade, happens to be better than the original. Those occurrences are VERY rare indeed, but they do happen once in a blue moon. I've comprised a list of those blue moon films.
9. Casino Royale (2006) I respect all the original films, except this one. I hated this original film, playing light on Sir Ian Fleming's creation of 007. I couldn't possibly believe what I was watching. And then, just then, Martin Campbell rescued this film and introduced to us an incredibly sexy blonde James Bond in Mr. Daniel Craig. His voice is dark velvet, his body is rock hard, and his drinks are always shaken, not stirred. He's a lady's man, a man's man, a man about town, and he just rescued this movie from the abyss of movie-dom and gifted us with the joy of Bond again after the way the studio fired poor Pierce Brosnan. Rawr, Mr. Craig. Rawr....
10. Scarface (1983). Brian DePalma, the FREAKY GENIUS that he is, graced us with this gem of a movie, this icon of an actor in Pacino, and this brilliant writer in Oliver Stone. We can NEVER have a combination of this trio of incandescent masterminds ever again. It's too much for the human brain to even comprehend the astounding idea of creating an Al Capone gangster movie into modern day Cuban gangster. There are no words for me to describe the role this movie plays in modern society. It's brilliant. There's really no way around it. No words to pretty it up. Brilliant pretty much sums it all.