Monday, February 7, 2011

Really--GOD BLESS AMERICA, What Was Shia Drinking?, and Didn't X-tina Even Practice???

Um, Yeah. I'm happy about the Packers winning and everything. Believe me, Iv'e been a fan of Green Bay ever since I was nine and found out what football was. We're all excited about that. But what we're really interested is the fact that powerhouse vocalist Christina Aguilera doesn't even know the lyrics to her own country's national anthem. It's a hard song to sing, of course. One of the hardest because of its musical composition (I know nothing of music, this is from several musician sources and one Maestro, so I'm not taking credit). But couldn't she at least have practiced before hand with someone who knew the lyrics? Because whoever told her that those were it, were lying to her either accidentaly or on purpose just to watch her fail. My co-worker tells me she's gotten fat, her voice has gotten worse and she's now public enemy number one for butchering the Star Spangled Banner on live national television at the Superbowl. No one will ever forget that--it's gotten up there with Nipplegate 7 years ago. Do I agree with that assessment? Parts of it. Nipplegate coined the term "wardrobe malfunction". Is she that washed up? She's only thirty, but she needs to start taking better care of herself ASAP.

In OTHER news, Shia LeBeouf is getting in barfights. You would think that with his hand being crushed a few years ago from a car crash he'd have the consideration to not go punching people out. But no, someone called him not a nice word, and immediately fists fly. So Shia didn't want to give out his autograph or take a picture. But from what I hear, he was a real jerk about it--which caused the person asking for the autograph to call him the not-nice word, and bam. Fist in mouth. But I don't think it even got that far--a bouncer put him in a headlock and kept him there until conveniently a policeman was driving around. He was handcuffed and released a little while later. He's actually got to be careful drinking and going out in public. He's had a history of run-ins with the police. He was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving in 2008 and was charged with misdemeanor criminal trespassing after being found intoxicated in a drug store in Chicago in the same year. Take it easy, Shia. Promises is not in your future.

AND in last news, during the Superbowl commercials, one really awesome tv spot was shown for Captain America, the First Avenger. IT LOOKS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!! And the fact that Tommy Lee Jones is in it, just the cherry on the most kick-ass sundae ever. So I tell you to watch it, folks and see what it is we're all so anxious for July 22nd. That or an extended trailer.

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