Oscar Hosts Anne Hathaway and James Franco

Eh. So far it's so good, but it's like Anne Hathaway's carrying James.

Tom Hanks comes out to the score of Gone With the Wind to present best art direction.....and the winner is Alice in Wonderland!

Cinematography.....and the winner is Inception!! At least it won something!!!

Kirk Douglas!!!!!! Presenting the best supporting actress!!!! I really REALLY hope Helena wins. And the winner is......Melissa Leo!!!!!!!!!!! I so wanted Helena to win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Th
Animated Short.....The Lost Thing. Eh.

Animated feature film..................Toy Story 3!!!!!!!


Adapted Screenplay.............The Social Network.



Original Screenplay................The King's Speech!!!!!!!!!

Anne Hathaway is doing a good job hosting!!! And you know what, I think James Franco's opening up more now!! Yay for our hosts!!

The winner of the Best Foreign film has sweat stains underneath her dress. How mortifyingly embarrasing!!!!!!!!! I don't even know which movie that won, I just can't help staring at her pit stains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Best Supporting Actor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best Original Score...........The Social Network. Trent Reznor can add this little statue to his grammy!!!

Sound mixing......I liked the presenter better than the actual award. Matthew McCoonaughey's just yummy......Inception!!!!

Sound editing........Inception!!!!!!!!!

Best Makeup..........The Wolfman. I'd have to disagree. It was too much CGI. Maybe best visual effect, sure.

Best Costume.........Alice in Wonderland. Of course, of course.

Best Original Song............Toy Story.

Best Short Documentary..........Strangers No More. Jake Gylenhall just made a very touching remark about how we need to watch short movies.

Best Live Action Short Film............God of Love.

Best Documentary................Inside Job.

Visual Effects.................Inception. I'm so glad that Inception's cleaning out on the technical side of it, because it was just snubbed by the artist side.

Film editing.........The Social Network. Eh.....man.

BEST DIRECTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE KING'S SPEECH!!!!!!!!! I CALLED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CALLED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sometimes Franco's too stiff....

BEST ACTRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NATALIE PORTMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CALLED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEST ACTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLIN FIRTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CALLED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEST FILM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE KING'S SPEECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CALLED IT!!!!!!!!!!! I CALLED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CALLED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And PS 22 from Staten Island, and then the Academy Awards are over! Until next year, ladies and gentlemen, as we wrap up this film season, and say hello to the new season of film. I await the next Oscars with abated breath.

Good night all!!!